안아

Ana, 92 line, Brazilian.

ojiisanholic:

facingthewaves:

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

candiikismet:

blinded-cupid:

paintbraveart:

pithy-partyy:

davidzorkboy:

mickeyjperez:

hockpock:

cannibals-candle:

hairstylesbeauty:

..and that’s how babies are made in the 21st century. (via)
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fuckin nerds sexting

this went a completely different direction than i was expecting,

Serious relationship goals

This is far more advanced than any sexting I’ve ever done.

omg.

This was art.

I like that lol

Next level shit. I love it